Jesus Christ, Mama Duck. Not only do you have to be obscenely cute with your adorable brood waddling after you, stopping traffic every which way, but you gotta blatantly rip off Make Way for Ducklings while you do it! I know you’re a Baltimore duck, and we’re used to being the bastard stepchild of the East Coast, but show some originality, sister.
And please stop by my house so I can snuggle a fuzzy duck baby’s head.
Photos by Daveed Korup, courtesy of The Baltimore Sun.